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Icky Burl's avatar

Nutlick is one of the more annoying Kakistocricrats

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Kathleen Pequeño's avatar

I miss Revere Ware.

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Even produce we do grow here will go through the roof since the majority of the labor force that picks and packages produce are immigrants, many of them undocumented. And it won’t affect just produce. It will affect restaurants, hotels, and any other industry that depends on low paid, uncomplaining, illegal immagrants that clean the bathrooms, sweep the streets, care for your aging parents, and so much more that most people never even think about. Can you imagine a MAGAit washing dishes in the back of the kitchen, and being paid sub minimum pay. Not to mention those tiny screws that hold our iPhones together.

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BECKY's avatar

Trump doesnt' know that building any kind of a factory is not as easy and quick as say, buying a new house. Is he stupid or willfully ignorant or is it both?

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Dina's avatar

Just one more time when using a banana for scale is effective.

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marcus816's avatar

This really is Fascism 101. There are people who still believe that Mussolini “made the trains run on time”.

Narrator: The trains in Italy never ran “on time”.

I would really like to thank, once again, the stupid assholes who voted for Trump, and more importantly, the stupid assholes who stayed home, for this nightmarish shit show.

You won’t be forgotten.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

At least eggs are down 400%.

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marcus816's avatar

Yeah, I went to the store for eggs yesterday and they gave me 2 dozen eggs and 20 bucks.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Two years ago, I interviewed for a position in a government statistical agency. At that time, they said they were selling the office and working remotely forever.

I don't think they ever filled the position (it stayed posted), but I'm so glad I work for the state instead. Lower salary, but I can stay in Maine and only be fucked indirectly by the Republicans.

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Linda irene peterson's avatar

Big surprise ( not )

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

His smug face tells us he thinks we are stupid.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Clearly Lutnick is familiar with the GOAT Simulator franchise, wherein the latest incarnation on XBox you can go to the Pointy Foods Factory to manufacture bananas or turn yourself into a banana goat. However, he has mistaken GOAT Simulator for real life, which is even more embarrassing than mistaking porn for real life and just as covered in white sticky goo.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I love your Pot of Books photo. And now I have Should I Stay or Should I go as tonight's earworm, brought to me by the good folks at Wonkette.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

DOK SHOWS NO SPINE! Literally. Why have you shown no titles, hennngh? What are you trying to hide? Did you think we would not notice? *dials thought police*

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Assumptions & Advice's avatar

Another irony is why this please Drumpf is that his Papa drilled into him the positivity bs of the charlatan Norm Vincent Peale. Any bad news is fake news is an idea that can be directly traced to that because Drumpf's psychology is that primitive.

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Assumptions & Advice's avatar

Just a reminder that this statistical perfidy or know-nothingness is not just Drumpf or MAGA but standard modern Republican. The first thing the R's did when in power in NC was to degrade the surveys that predict the erosion of the Outerbanks. They limited a 30-year forecast to ten in my recollection. All in order to make real estate more valuable in the short-term. These cats are not innovating and I am sure such behavior happened under W simply because of who got hired.

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PuraVida's avatar

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic thanks to our bananas Republican overlords.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

It does seem like a slippery slope.

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Free beach's avatar

If we could only peel them away somehow

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