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That makes a change from the 'facts' that he usually pulls out.

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Perhaps "mort" was just being a idiot?

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You should see the size of my secret Black Check that I get every month. It's raining 20's at Magic City every first of the month around here!

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He used to date Whitley Gilbert in college, so you know, he is cool with the Howard crowd.

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I kept waiting for Tavis Smiley and Cornel West to come out carrying a big barrel and drop it over Paul.

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That's what jumped out at me, also, too.

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Eeeesh! Ru Paul would have been a better choice than Rand Paul. And probably would have worn less fake hair.

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Even Richard Gere never went there... yeeesh!

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<i>What gets lost is that the Republican Party <strike>has always been the party of civil rights and voting rights</strike> doesn't have OHJBGLH.</i>

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