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What Will Levi Johnston Use To Hide His Schlong?
Our little Levi Johnston is known for one thing, and that's putting his wang into Sarah Palin's teen-aged daughter's hoohah. AND YET ... hisPlaygirlpictorial will be ruined by some type of duck blind over his ding-dong. But what will cover Wasilla's most infamous working-class wiener? Our op-art specialist Lauri Apple has many suggestions.
