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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Nice try, but <i>Hostess</i> Wonder Bread is no more because of either unsustainable debt acquired during reorganizations coupled with market shifts toward healthier food and low-cost competition less dependent on sugar prices artificially elevated by protective tariffs ... or because of union thugs.

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fuflans's avatar

i hope it's a lovely healthy meal with produce from the white house gardens. and fresh brewed iced tea sweetened with homemade honey.

and then i hope there's an extended tour of the rose garden, oval office, press room, private quarters and

oh and i hope egg is in attendance as well.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I read that abstract at Wapo, but I figured I was hungover and clicked the back button.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It would just be too, too sweet if Egg went and had to plaster a smile on her face for the tour. That shit would have to be on the WH Flickr feed, Pete Souza would not have it any other way.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Wow, I didn't know that. Awesome.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Whatever is served, Obama will ram it down Romney's throat because, you know, socialism.

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PubOption's avatar

I think they're allowed macaroni and cheese, as well.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obama could serve day old donuts but call them "day one" donuts. No Romney meal would be complete without unskewed pot skewers. And may I suggest a "you built that" salad bar. Also serve healthy dessert with just 47% the calories of usual.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Stiry fry, since Mitt's policies are like the spatula at any one of those Japanese Steakhouse where the chef attempts to impress everyone with their knife skills.

FYI, I hate those places because it's like eating a meal in a fucking sheet metal fabrication shop. Plus I've never had a good steak at one of those places.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Not sure what'll be served, but let's hope someone's videotaping, cuz Mitt's sure to say something incredibly stupid. And Republicans need reminding why their loser lost.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Romney gets a free lunch at taxpayer expense. Yep. He's a taker.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

McCain Bogarted all the sour grapes, we're fresh out...

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