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That's their pet name for it.

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If you do it in the streetAn officer you'll meetWho'll haul you off to jailWhere you can do it for your bail

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Pauses to insert butt plug.

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The uncontrollable " Holy shit your stupid laugh"

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"Ole... Washing machine!""That's OK, Lena -- it was a small load, and I did it by hand."

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chances Mike Pence is part of an all male "prayer" group?

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"We do not want to suggest that Mike Pence is saying that when the world gets you down, you should go down."

I mean, that sounds like pretty good advice. I just wish it hadn't come from Mike Pence. Talk about a ladyboner killer!

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Do you have one of those goofy kneeling chairs?

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Reminds me about the song "Sky Pilot" by Eric Burdon and The Animals...First verse could be Pencian...

He blesses the boys as they stand in lineThe smell of gun grease and the bayonets they shineHe's there to help them all that he canTo make them feel wanted he's a good holy manSky pilot.....sky pilotHow high can you flyYou'll never, never, never reach the skyHe smiles at the young soldiers

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Holy cow.......boy

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Pence, first Veep in history to go down on a Cumquat....and stay down.Mike should go down on a box of hair color, or wait, maybe he did? He's a sucker for blondes.

I just wonder if when Pence prays to gay bashing Jeebus if he uses code or if he lets loose and says butt-fuckers? Maybe he goes as far as BuFu or Boof but prolly is still VP Wimpy and just prays for less Santorum.

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Or swallow, some people like to swallow their, um, prayers.

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Are the chaps you know he's wearing in that photo assless?

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DO NOT WANT!!

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That's midnight cowboy to you. Pilgrim.

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