Since we just wrapped up our annual war on Jesus's Pretend Birthday , people might be thinking: "Well, then, when is Satan's birthday?" and "I should at least send a card, don't you think?" Well, here is the answer to that question, via Joseph Sciambra, an "ex-gay" who used to do the porn: every time a gay does sex in the butt, he gives birth to Satan, from his butt.
He writes: "I believe that over the past 20 years, the US populace has come to accept bondage as a viable life-style and sexual alternative."
Your comment perfectly sums up what I thought. Either I'm spending too much time here, or not nearly enough.
Hopefully some other brave soul will click on the arrow and learn what fascinating scriptural justification equates the manifestation of an immortal demon with precious bodily fluids.
You'd be welcome! My favorite is Waiting for Guffman, mostly because I'm in amateur theatre, and I recognize most of the types.
He writes: "I believe that over the past 20 years, the US populace has come to accept bondage as a viable life-style and sexual alternative."
And this is a problem because.... ?
Could it be?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Both wonders. Stop naming nuts.
I imagine that it smells pretty evil, and somewhat sulfurous.
We had an impromptu Christopher Guest mockumentary festival here the other night. I do believe that this belongs there.
only after enchilada night...
Dok loses a pony every time you do the deed...
just no Texas troopers...
Disneyland
oh *snap* LOLOLOLOL
Yep. Once again, you just say the words "ex-gay" to me and I get this mental picture. Haven't been wrong yet. Not once.
Your comment perfectly sums up what I thought. Either I'm spending too much time here, or not nearly enough.
Hopefully some other brave soul will click on the arrow and learn what fascinating scriptural justification equates the manifestation of an immortal demon with precious bodily fluids.