Whatever, Mittens Romney, it is your birthday and nobody cares.
Does he get new magic underwear as a gift?
On the bright side, Mitt and Egg will donate 47% of the cake to a local food kitchen.
What do you get for the man who has everything but a life?
Damn that sequester! I was all set to get Mittens a White House tour for his birthday...
I got a girl named Angel Moroni She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oh God, there's more of them. It's like the Bushes, the Kardashians and cockroaches- no matter how well you spray they seem to multiply
after he finishes his six pack of Billy Beer
maybe McCrash can meet him on the tarmac with a birthday cake
BENDER LIBUL!!1!
ummm, that's not frosting...
Perhaps Michael Wolff can take him out for a nice birthday meal...
Does he get new magic underwear as a gift?
On the bright side, Mitt and Egg will donate 47% of the cake to a local food kitchen.
What do you get for the man who has everything but a life?
Damn that sequester! I was all set to get Mittens a White House tour for his birthday...
I got a girl named Angel Moroni She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oh God, there's more of them. It's like the Bushes, the Kardashians and cockroaches- no matter how well you spray they seem to multiply
after he finishes his six pack of Billy Beer
maybe McCrash can meet him on the tarmac with a birthday cake
BENDER LIBUL!!1!
ummm, that's not frosting...
Perhaps Michael Wolff can take him out for a nice birthday meal...