Whatever, Mittens Romney, it is your birthday and nobody cares. But is there someone who might ease the burden of the nation's hatred of you, by taking that burden himself? Someone who shares your X and your Y? A brother? America does love its horrible brothers, and by love, of course,
Oh God, there's more of them. It's like the Bushes, the Kardashians and cockroaches- no matter how well you spray they seem to multiply
Does he get new magic underwear as a gift?
On the bright side, Mitt and Egg will donate 47% of the cake to a local food kitchen.
What do you get for the man who has everything but a life?
Damn that sequester! I was all set to get Mittens a White House tour for his birthday...
I got a girl named Angel Moroni She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oh God, there's more of them. It's like the Bushes, the Kardashians and cockroaches- no matter how well you spray they seem to multiply
after he finishes his six pack of Billy Beer
maybe McCrash can meet him on the tarmac with a birthday cake
BENDER LIBUL!!1!
ummm, that's not frosting...
Perhaps Michael Wolff can take him out for a nice birthday meal...