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chascates's avatar

Does he get new magic underwear as a gift?

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On the bright side, Mitt and Egg will donate 47% of the cake to a local food kitchen.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What do you get for the man who has everything but a life?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Damn that sequester! I was all set to get Mittens a White House tour for his birthday...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I got a girl named Angel Moroni She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Oh God, there's more of them. It's like the Bushes, the Kardashians and cockroaches- no matter how well you spray they seem to multiply

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

after he finishes his six pack of Billy Beer

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe McCrash can meet him on the tarmac with a birthday cake

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BENDER LIBUL!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ummm, that's not frosting...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Perhaps Michael Wolff can take him out for a nice birthday meal...

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