Your Wonkette has passed by many flowering trees and has yet to determine, what, exactly, is a cherry blossom tree. Don't be fooled by the Bradford pear tree, AKA the Semen Tree, which, besides umm, not being pink, has the awful smell of you-know-what. They're all over DC, and dumb tourists are taking photos in front of them. Fools!
What's a Cherry Blossom, Anyway?
What's a Cherry Blossom, Anyway?
What's a Cherry Blossom, Anyway?
Your Wonkette has passed by many flowering trees and has yet to determine, what, exactly, is a cherry blossom tree. Don't be fooled by the Bradford pear tree, AKA the Semen Tree, which, besides umm, not being pink, has the awful smell of you-know-what. They're all over DC, and dumb tourists are taking photos in front of them. Fools!