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me too, though I still managed to reference two of their songs in an hour

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Good thing she hasn't found out about the biometrics stored on green cards since 9/11, and for the love of God no one tell her about regular booking procedure when someone's arrested ever since oh, what, the late 1800s I think?

Besides I thought these guys were all eager to be raptured and shit, she should be like "end times? Fuck yeah they're here at last!"

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It has been areally shitty month for trains, so yeah, probably headed off a trestle bridge.

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I assume this involves up-front payments. Or better yet, an annual "premium". So long as no laws require you to set aside the munniez for when Jeebus comes, you could be cashing Xtard checks for the rest of your life.

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In about 4 billion years, they'll finally be right, for the first time. And these fuckwits will still be around, going, "See, we told you so!"

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It's going to be dangerous for a while, with all those unmanned Hoverrounds suddenly running wild.

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So does lust!

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That's what the monks would say as they marched into battle.

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Living in a state that borders Texas, I can believe that the Anti-Christ calls Texas home.

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next you'll be telling me there are no Keebler elves

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♭ Stop the game Got too much to lose... ♬

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ya know, it's bad enough when you navel gaze...

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Good Lord what a big word, looks like you had a vowel movement

you must be inconsonant

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I gave up after R.E.M.

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From what I've read, I think that guy only comes to the back door.

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