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Cavalry Doc's avatar

This aged well. You fools lied to your readers for 3 years.

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Daniel's avatar

Trump's been lying to his followers for far longer.

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Pm Deering's avatar

Hahahaaaaahaha! This is wonderful news! Avenatti is definitely my hero of 2018. And goddamn, it sure the hell is refreshing to see *somebody* involved in all this that has razor-sharp wit and understands how proper recourse is done. He even speaks in full sentences!

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Pm Deering's avatar

Aww, I don't know... tentacles are pretty awesome.

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---or a bad tentacle experience lol

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Pm Deering's avatar

When I colored my eyebrows, I would do it with a little teeny paintbrush, on the theory that I could fill in spots I missed with makeup. (because I had the same thing happen to me.) You could try rubbing gently with Comet or Ajax, that used to help for me. No scouring, though.

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Pm Deering's avatar

Woo! Yes he is.

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Pm Deering's avatar

The Goodies! Haha, "blancmange!" I love them.

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RogationDays's avatar

Ohhhhhhhhhh

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phoenix00's avatar

Credit to Renato too. His TW threads have been most enlightening.

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phoenix00's avatar

You put your right foot inAnd shake it all aboutYou do the hokey pokeyAnd you turn yourself aroundThat's what it's all about!

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L. Ron Pony  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

I was assuming they already were.

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Pm Deering's avatar

Yeah, seriously, I never got mine to look right either.

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

23 Skidoo! đŸ¤£đŸ¤£đŸ¤£

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Ding Ding Ding Ding- we have a winner

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

The White House is more Shartnado than Sharknado.

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