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Cavalry Doc's avatar

This aged well. You fools lied to your readers for 3 years.

Daniel's avatar

Trump's been lying to his followers for far longer.

Pm Deering's avatar

Hahahaaaaahaha! This is wonderful news! Avenatti is definitely my hero of 2018. And goddamn, it sure the hell is refreshing to see *somebody* involved in all this that has razor-sharp wit and understands how proper recourse is done. He even speaks in full sentences!

Pm Deering's avatar

Aww, I don't know... tentacles are pretty awesome.

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---or a bad tentacle experience lol

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When I colored my eyebrows, I would do it with a little teeny paintbrush, on the theory that I could fill in spots I missed with makeup. (because I had the same thing happen to me.) You could try rubbing gently with Comet or Ajax, that used to help for me. No scouring, though.

Pm Deering's avatar

The Goodies! Haha, "blancmange!" I love them.

phoenix00's avatar

Credit to Renato too. His TW threads have been most enlightening.

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You put your right foot inAnd shake it all aboutYou do the hokey pokeyAnd you turn yourself aroundThat's what it's all about!

Pm Deering's avatar

Yeah, seriously, I never got mine to look right either.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

23 Skidoo! đŸ¤£đŸ¤£đŸ¤£

Moar Wordz's avatar

Ding Ding Ding Ding- we have a winner

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

The White House is more Shartnado than Sharknado.