There are 1.3 million lawyers in America, but Michael Cohen may be the stupidest one of all. Forget about fingerprints -- this guy proudly taped his business card to every piece of campaign finance fuckery he could get his hands on. He's up to his neck in
Hahahaaaaahaha! This is wonderful news! Avenatti is definitely my hero of 2018. And goddamn, it sure the hell is refreshing to see *somebody* involved in all this that has razor-sharp wit and understands how proper recourse is done. He even speaks in full sentences!
When I colored my eyebrows, I would do it with a little teeny paintbrush, on the theory that I could fill in spots I missed with makeup. (because I had the same thing happen to me.) You could try rubbing gently with Comet or Ajax, that used to help for me. No scouring, though.
This aged well. You fools lied to your readers for 3 years.
Trump's been lying to his followers for far longer.
Hahahaaaaahaha! This is wonderful news! Avenatti is definitely my hero of 2018. And goddamn, it sure the hell is refreshing to see *somebody* involved in all this that has razor-sharp wit and understands how proper recourse is done. He even speaks in full sentences!
Aww, I don't know... tentacles are pretty awesome.
---or a bad tentacle experience lol
When I colored my eyebrows, I would do it with a little teeny paintbrush, on the theory that I could fill in spots I missed with makeup. (because I had the same thing happen to me.) You could try rubbing gently with Comet or Ajax, that used to help for me. No scouring, though.
Woo! Yes he is.
The Goodies! Haha, "blancmange!" I love them.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Credit to Renato too. His TW threads have been most enlightening.
You put your right foot inAnd shake it all aboutYou do the hokey pokeyAnd you turn yourself aroundThat's what it's all about!
I was assuming they already were.
Yeah, seriously, I never got mine to look right either.
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Ding Ding Ding Ding- we have a winner
The White House is more Shartnado than Sharknado.