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Pixeloid's avatar

"If your guess was The Oil, you were correct!"

The Cheeto Chomo is really, really stupid, but not sure even he can be that stupid. Venezuela has a lot of oil, but sells very little of it. The reason is it's very bad oil (much worse than Canadian tar sands) and costs so much to extract and process that it just can't compete. However, it seems that they have some large lithium deposits, so that might be it. However, it's most likely some personal vendetta by the McDonalds Molester against Maduro.

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Pixeloid's avatar

Trump said “The land is easier. That’s going to start very soon.”

He's about to find out the hard way that any sort of land invasion of Venezuela is a very, very bad idea and will NOT be easier.

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"M"'s avatar

He doesn't just mean Venezuela when he talks about that either

He means invading the cities of the United States

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Department of War Crimes

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Small dick energy all the way 'round.

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

I move to add "harasstigation" to the lexicon.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The draft's coming, kids.

Chump won't be able to create his new American Empire without it, and MAGA doesn't have any deferments.

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LoCoJo's avatar

I've decided that I hate this greasy fucker more than I hate Trunp. I didn't think that was possible.

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

The skateboard-to-the-nuts never gets old. And to think, Nutcracker's coming!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

The old man sure has gotten hold of a nut in Hegseth. We can pray he does not hang on to this one.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

It just occurred to me that the idiot Trump's (and the lunatic Miller's) best reaction to the video saying "don't obey illegal orders" would have been, not to rant and rave about "insurrection" and "traitors" and "execute them," but just to say, "They're absolutely right. Do not obey illegal orders. And that's why I never issue illegal orders." That no one stepped in to make sure that was his reaction shows either how much they fear him, or how incompetent and stupid they are.

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Toast32's avatar

Maybe it's both?

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Saw some clips of Karoline's press briefing today. Her new thing is to have a prepared statement on a general topic, read it in response to the first question on the topic, and then refer back to her statement for any other questions on the topic. Also, too, she assured us that all of this stuff was very legal.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Great point. "As I just said, two plus two is five. Next question." She gets away with this because she knows how a) stacked the "press corps" is in her favor, and b) how useless everyone else is in pushing back, because they NEED access to her continued lies.

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Chimp's avatar

I'm starting to think Hicseth's best career move would be to start day drinking in public again, then disappear from view forever.

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Brian Nelson's avatar

Hegseth’s sin was issuing a no quarters order. Careful reading of the article seems to place blame on the SEAL officer that ordered the second strike. Both orders are illegal, but the second strike order is especially inhumane.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I think they are playing hot potato with who gave what order when.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ask the guy who pushed the button who gave the order. Then ask the guy who gave that order who gave him the order. On up the chain. When you get to Hagueseth, you stop, because Chump has complete immunity for everything.

Then lock everyone to that point up.

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Untrickled by Michelle Teheux's avatar

The main drug we are addicted to is oil.

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"M"'s avatar

There are two

Oil, yes -- but also cheap and forced labor

It's ... frustrating to me how often that gets erased when White "settlers" - read colonizers - started transporting African slaves they'd kidnapped because they (the colonizers) had no idea how to cultivate the land they'd invaded before the Declaration of Independence was drafted and ratified; 100 years before it was possibly even thought of

People who have yet to tie that to the "immigration" -- AND "REMIGRATION" -- atrocities that are happening in the country right now perhaps need to be paying a little more attention

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Goonemeritus's avatar

The Army should recall Pete to active service so they can court marshal him.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

And Michael Flynn (Михаи́л Флунн as he's more typically known)

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