Your former editor Juli Weiner has an Important Article atVanity Fair about Mitt Romney's strange Official Portrait from when he was the socialist governor of Taxachusetts. For all of his money and all of his calculated lust for public life, Romney acts like he was sewn into the wrong body -- a characteristic that is perfectly captured by his wooden pose and mannequin stare in this official painting. But what is in the painting within the painting? What
The guy is such a straight -- even his halo is square.
The Prophet Moroni/Dementor come to deliver the bad news to Mitt Romney: try to help the poorz with healthcare and suffer the consequences.
I am pretty sure that is the Angel Moroni trying to land a breaching swordfish
"Wow! It's a schooner!"
"You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"
"A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!"
"Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!"
It's the future with Mittens as president and it is not pretty.