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I'm fortunate in having no taste buds so generic instant is fine with me. EVERYTHING else is way too strong. Starbucks? no way.

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I use newspaper bags.

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Or maybe buy a camera and then upload it onto the internet.

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Great I just love me some Celestial Seasonings but guess I can't drink it now because I want to support pedos.

But for real I don't think that they are going to go out of their way to learn about companies that are in partnership with Keurig.

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Yup! Granted, Keurig/Green Mountain is actually owned by a European private equity fund, but their corporate HQ is in Burlington, MA.

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killing keurig...that's the latest bill-o book, right?

and btw, this liberal is just fine with dying keurigs, as they are the laziest, most wasteful and environmentally destructive way to make enhhh coffee...blow 'em all up, i say

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I have never had a cup of Keurig coffee. I hate plastic waste.

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You swore never to tell, man!

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I had another great plan, but it only worked if Water and Oxygen were sponsors.

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Ewww...I hope that Roy Moore's special brew comes with side of Penicillin.

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Aeropress.

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I wouldn't mind a keurig but I'd buy those reusable pods , they sell them down the street at the dollar general.

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My first thought on seeing the picture of the picture of Hannity on the coffee maker was "Both emit large quantities of brown liquid, so there is a similarity. The difference is one makes coffee and the other spews diarrhea.

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Coffee too strong??? I don't believe that is physically possible.

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I recall that. I thought, you could douche with it or use it to wash your dog. You ALREADY paid for it. Plus, once all the idiocy about France died down they had to repurchase to restock their cellars.

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