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When Demzilla Attacks

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Feb 17, 2005
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The DNC's going to share their "secret weapon," Demzilla, a voter database with 170 million records, with House and Senate committees. But can you really call something a secret weapon if, say, it didn't do you any good? Anyway, we just wanted to say: RAH! DEMZILLA! *STOMP STOMP*. It sounds soexcitingwhen you give things monster names! Even when, like, they're just a giant digital rolodex.

According theThe Hill, Demzilla contains literally "hundreds of bytes" of information. Uh, considering that the front page of WashingtonPost.com is 261736 bytes today, we sure hope those hundreds of bytes are really, really juicy.—C.S.

 Hill Dems get into Demzilla [The Hill]

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