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When Devin Nunes STOPS BEING POLITE And *Also* STOPS BEING REAL.

Liz Dye
Feb 12, 2018
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He still looks like this now.

Devin Nunes: Renaissance Man

Look out Arthur Sulzberger! Congressional Dairy Farmer Devin Nunes is starting his own media empire to let Californians know what's really going on. Sadly, the California Republican is currently offline "due to heavy traffic and an attack on our servers" after Politico posted a story about it yesterday, OH, NOES! We won't be able to experience "the best of US, California, and Central Valley news, sports, and analysis" with our old pal Devin.

Guess we're stuck getting our fake news from the lamestream media, not a reliable source like Devin's website. He used $8,000 in donor money to set it up, so you know the reporting is top notch!

Let's ponder for a moment the irony of Devin Nunes, a guy who is supposed to be investigating how Russians sponsored fake news stories like the one below to interfere with the 2016 election, directing his energies and campaign dollars instead to establishing his own fake news site.

It was the worst of times, it was THE WORST of times!

Let's Check Out That Facebook Page!

Ooooh, killer graphics! 

CAR! Vroom, vroom. BEAR! Grrrrrrrrrr.

What else have those interns cooked up? Got some sweet wingnut links for us?

Very professional! It's important to telegraph that you're doing an independent investigation by letting us know the outcome beforehand. You can tell Justice Roberts that when you bring him before the committee for a lesson on How to Law Good.

Wanna slag your coworkers a little bit, like a normal 44-year-old grownass adult?

Well, that should make those HPSCI meetings even more fun!

I Know You Are, But What Am I!

Oh Lord, the Twitter feed is being manned by Tracy Flick!

DEVIN, you are a married father of three, representing California's 22nd District in the United State Congress! Can you at least pretend to be an adult?!

WUT?

Oh, COME ON!

The Klanbake Meme? Really? How many times does Jennifer Mendelsohn have to kick your ass on this one before you stop posting this bullshit lie?

LOLOLOL!!! Well, now we need another special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes for MURDERING IRONY DEAD.

Je Suis Ted Lieu

Yeah, what that guy said! Also this guy, Andrew Janz, who is running against that idiot Nunes this fall. You should give him a buck or two, if you can!

Can confirm, Devin Nunes is an illiterate loon who needs to GTFO for the good of the country! NOT FAKE NEWS.

Follow your FDF on Twitter!

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TundraGrifter
Aug 16

At least from writing his stupid weakly column.

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thixotropic jerk
Aug 16

OMG that's just what I was thinking so dreamy and all he needs is a cape!

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