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John Cairns's avatar

I can almost hear this clown’s head rattling when she shakes it.

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UnionThuggery's avatar

I often joke about the cern weasel in 2016 and the sudden lurch into madness and barrel-bottom stupidity that I witnessed from people that I'd always known to be normal. I understand on a certain level that it is highly unlikely, however deep down, I really want it to be true because it suggests a cause and possible solution for the current predicament we find ourselves in.

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Wendy Parker's avatar

This whole performance was just batshit from jump. I'm glad it wasn't shuffled under his diaper and let to rot, like 99.99999% of the crap that falls from his maw. Good piece.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Earlier this year I sat next to an old guy at a baseball game in Palm Springs, CA (California Winter League) who told me he was a retired FBI agent, and that he was the person who arrested Ted Kaczynski when his shack was raided. I believe him.

PS -- The actual shack is on display at the USPS Museum in Washington, DC.

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Thomas B.'s avatar

"...my time in the Manson family." 😂😂😂

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lordpnut's avatar

The Unobummer only struck one time, and it was a stink bomb which made the case devilishly hard to solve.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. No matter what it is, they can't handle the truth.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

How'd Wonkette get such a recent picture of the Secretary of the Interior?

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BlueSpot's avatar

John Trump was the very model of the modern academical with degrees in all things nuclear, chemical and mathematical.

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Thomas B.'s avatar

I see what you did there ;)

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boo radley's avatar

Ms RedPill? Ma’am? I have questions. Well, it’s more like one question. Why in the name of too-tight underpants does your audio routinely cut in and out? Is this some kind of sovereign citizen thing?

Love & mental health treatment,

Boo

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Andrew L. Erdman's avatar

Thank you for your reporting on “nuclear, chemical and math.” So, is NuChMa the new STEM?! 5D chess! Hilarious.

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Free beach's avatar

In a normal timeline, this would be a bigly story.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I was always considered a wacko magnet at work. People would just single me out of the whole crew and tell me stories like tfg does. Maybe it's always been true geniuses (genii? I dunno) trying to impart their wisdom on me, and I always just dismissed them out of hand. FML

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The whole idea he has some intricate 5D chess plan constantly going is bellied by objective reality. Krasnov lives in the eternal now, where the past never existed and the future never comes. Only the lie that serves the current moment matters.

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clairence's avatar

"Did you know we went to summer camp together?"

> interesting! I don't remember seeing you there

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Vucodlak's avatar

It's been my experience that the people who spend the most time screaming about "child abuse," particularly to the point of making up vast conspiracies about shady cabals ritualistically abusing children for... reasons, are in fact child abusers themselves. They're generally fine with actual child abuse committed by people they like. They make up these conspiracies and rage against them constantly so that they can tell themselves that, as they're not like that, they aren't really bad people at all.

These people say to themselves that, since they don't go around torturing and murdering children in order to harvest their pineal glands, it's okay that they beat the shit out of their own kids, or lock them in dark rooms for hours while the kids scream in terror, or deny them medical care while they gasp for air because they don't want the hassle of going all the way to the hospital. They aren't monsters; that's just tough love!

That's what I think about when it comes to QAnon: they're child abusers, every last one of them.

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boo radley's avatar

Every accusation.

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Andrew L. Erdman's avatar

So very true. Insightful.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm sure the entire Duggar family was very much in favor of releasing the Epstein files.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Some advice for you, Sir. Hold fire on your Who's on Lecter's Menu stories for a while yet. Save 'em for your next trial. 😉

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