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His ASL makes no more sense than his English or his Spanish.

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Fucko!

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I believe you've got it.

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I've never even seen much of him, but he seems completely audio-animatronic.

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Conducting is goddam hard.

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Actually, he's probably not Southern enough to understand that.

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Yes.

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Or a saddleback.

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Also, Breibart.

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It sounded better in the original Spanglish.

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Rubimandius?

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I refuse to believe that David Brooks has enough self-awareness left to be disappointed in any fuckwit Republican's fuckwittedness.

I'm sure he'll be posting a "clarification" any time now.

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The series of tubes is infinitely resourceful.

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Well, based on his previous pubic appearances, he is an overinflated dick, so not a big surprise here.

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