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Catbird's avatar

My Christy of England towels, which come in many luscious colors, are thirsty and sop up all the waters.

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Catbird's avatar

Enterprising little cuss you have there. I will make sure my herd of miscreants does not hear of this.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Alex Jones manages to run himself over with his own tank in three, two….

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Catbird's avatar

Except tfg has never really made money, only lost the money he got from his father. Well, he prolly has made money with laundering.

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Catbird's avatar

You can buy pure Belgian linen (not sure about the hand spun) online. Very expensive but perhaps worth it in the long run.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

But Mike LOVES the Chinese bath salts.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Mrs WTAF, who worked for a couple years as a dog-nanny to a billionaire (which is a whole story in and of itself, but ain’t nobody got time for that), liberated a couple stupidly expensive bath towels from a stack of like 50 of them, because they were monogrammed with our initial. We figure they probably use them once then throw them away, because rich people, thus no harm no foul. In any case, they are made in England from Egyptian cotton and are quite nicely absorbent and don’t have any sort of “lotiony” feel, so profit?

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Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

We are going to have one installed. Just haven’t gotten to it yet.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

I never get tired of the "America first" conservatives who conduct their business elsewhere. It's, not that hypocrisy is rare among wingers, but when it's just out there for all to see, it's easier to throw it in my brother in law's face. Hey, Thanksgiving is coming, I need something to cause a family fight.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Assumes a brain not in evidence.

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blinkozo's avatar

Remember back when this guy was just the usual mustachioed weirdness you’d see on the boob tube during bouts of insomnia?

How the hell does someone like that manipulate the state of Idaho?

Are we all out of our fuckin minds?

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trnc's avatar

Mike Lindell's other point of frustration tonight: he hasn't been able to purchase an 8-wheel amphibious vehicle.

Sooner or later, one of these has to go on sale. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

https://www.boston-discover...

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Pexas Teat's avatar

We use vinegar in the wash. No lotion feel on our clothes.

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ryp's avatar

I get all my towels in specially marked boxes of Breeze

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anomie's avatar

Yep.

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anomie's avatar

If I had to put money on it, I'd guess he's planning for some apocalypse and needs a bugout vehicle. I'm sure he's looking for military grade with armored sides and whatever else all these people look for when the paranoia takes root in their brains.

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