When, Not If

* Democrats would make Tim Johnson get a brain transplant before letting Tom Daschle run again. [ Election Central ]

* Tom Tancredo loves guns so much he felt the need to mo-vlog about it. [ Congress Blog ]

* It's an open secret among shitty journalists that Ron Paul will talk to anybody. [ YouTube ]

* Corrupt-as-shit Justice Department thinks Ted Stevens and his frankenhouse are too corrupt to listen to. [ Think Progress ]

* Bill O'Reilly: didja hear he's conservative? [ HuffPo ]

* In Barry Hussein Obama's America, everyone can get a new liver when they need it. [ Scrappleface ]

* Wonkette "West Coast Bureau Chief" Ken Layne talks shit about Our Leaders on "America's Earliest Morning Show with Peter Tilden" every Thursday morning at maybe 3: 20 a.m. Eastern time? ABC News & Talk Channel (SIRIUS-143 / XM-124). [ KABC-AM ]