When Rudy's Prez, All of America Will Be Ground Zero!

Rudy Giuliani took a break from forcing abortions upon Christian women today and issued an exciting "Ten Commandments" for America -- but Rudy thinks he's better than God, so he had to make Twelve Commandments.

It's the usual Republican populist bullshit that gazillionaires like Giuliani always promise the rubes: no taxes, no Mexicans, no public schools, no abortions, no liberal judges, etc. But one of his vows really stands out from the other GOP candidates.

"I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters."

That's right, America! If you were impressed by 9/11 and Katrina, just wait until Aunt Rudy brings that shitstorm to every single town in the country. 9/11 Forever!

 And Immigration is Number Two [NRO]