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Jesus fuck. So, what's a Henway?

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Interpret is one thing.

Give a shit is another thing.

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Howza bout a skritch behind the ear?

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I never expected R'lyeh to be in a termites gut, but hey.

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Where is Moses to deal with the Plague of Gohmert?

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I missed this, but I'm not going to even go up to the article.

So, somebody has detected an object in one of the Uranus Trojan points?

Answer to your question: This is what astronomers do to keep from going nuts.

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Just a second. Mackerels? How big are these motherfuckers?

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<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/83Y2hv-3UCM" target="_blank">Maybe so</a>

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I was gonna make some remark about June bugs, but I looked at that list and realized that Brood 13 hit Wisconsin around 1956 (when I was nine), so maybe my memories about all-encompassing insects are influenced by cicadas. The more you know.

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It's wolf years versus divine years. No problemo.

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Laughing.

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Wait, so Mumbling Ungling?

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The cats have completely confused you.

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It's the challenge that makes it interesting.

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No, he was the first one that could repeat it.

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What isn't?

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