When There Is No More Room In Hell, Wonkette's Top Ten Will Walk The Earth

Happy Halloween weekend!

Good morning and Happy Halloween weekend!

Have you figured out what you are dressing up as yet? I have, but I can't tell you all what I am going as because I want it to be a SPOOKY SURPRISE for the livestream tomorrow.

Anyway, because it is Halloween, I have some festive content for you all!

Here is a 1933 surrealist film called "The Devil's Ball" by Ladislaw Starewicz, and it is pretty freaking neat.

The Devils Ball (1933)    youtu.be 

And here is the 1989 classic, Teen Witch, featuring my favorite Lively sister, Robyn Lively, who is great for many reasons other than just spelling her name correctly, and Tangina from Poltergeist and an extremely good soundtrack. Free with ads!

Teen Witch    www.youtube.com 

Also too, here is a video of The Cramps, "I Was A Teenage Werewolf," which is a jam.

The Cramps - I Was a Teenage Werewolf    www.youtube.com 

And here are your top ten posts of the week!

10. Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Kingston Negroni! 

9. Vegas Republican Learns Voter Fraud Is Not As Easy As Fox News Promised 

8. Egad! Joe Biden Just One Cussy President, 'Zounds! 

7. Oh Sh*t, Dallas Teacher Did A Critical Race Theory To The Texas Wingnuts! 

6. Uh Oh, Republican Congressmen Overheard Telling Truth! 

5. Fox News, GOP Senators Blew Propaganda Up Each Other's Bottoms For Whole Merrick Garland Hearing, It Was Yuck 

4. One Million Moms Saw Gays On Mattresses And Oh Boy Are They Mad 

3. Who's Kyrsten Sinema Being A Dick To Now? Oh Just Her Constituents 

2. Why The Hell Haven't You Deleted Facebook Yet? 

1. We Don't Need A 'National Divorce,' We Need A New Reality Show 

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