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Masturbation now, masturbation tomorrow, masturbation forever!

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The Koch brothers could buy the state of Delaware...if the Duponts were willing to sell.

1. Did you hear that the Koch fortune came via the father's collaboration with Stalin to petro-industrialize the USSR?

2. Is the name pronounced CROTCH, COCK or COKE?

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As a guitar player, let me apologize for "fingerboard". I know it's a fretboard, but I was going for a fingerboard/fingerbang-crazy hotel and scotch sex vibe there.

Yes, I am ashamed.

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Is the RealChristine doll anatomically correct?

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It's a blowup doll, with multiple "openings". Doubles as RealSarah doll.

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She'll need to reach out to a whole new group of people. To do so, she'll really have to polish her pontification.

(I shamelessly quoted myself here...it's ok though. I only use my powers for good)

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The Republican National Senatorial Committee shows its first grasp of reality in a long time. And every dollar spent on Christine is a dollar not available for lesbian sex clubs.

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Since when do pie charts add up to 100 and where is the "saving it for marriage" slice?

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Maybe a Valerie Bertinelli that never crazy-fucked Eddie Van Halen in a hotel room after snorting Glenlivet off of his guitar's fingerboard.

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O' Donnell reportedly owes money to the IRS and staffers from her 2008 campaign.

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Christine's IRS woes: <a href="http://delawarerepublicanre..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://delawarerepublicanrecord.wordpress.com/201...">http://delawarerepublicanre... Her gender discrimination lawsuit: <a href="http://www.weeklystandard.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/reporters-que...">http://www.weeklystandard.c...

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Now that you mention it, she could perform in the lesbian sex clubs. That would be a super efficient AND novel use of money: support lesbians and teabagging at the same time. The beauty of this concept makes me weep.

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