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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I remember when Dumbald referred to her at one of his early rallies by asking the crowd of fans "won't she make a beautiful first lady?" - because of course her looks are the most important thing, and won't you please validate his trophy wife? I also remember when he told an interviewer that "Melania will be giving two or three speeches" - while the poor dear, who was sitting beside her husband at the time, seemed to be blindsided by the news. Although, to be fair, she strikes me as one to be blindsided if presented with more than one choice of an egg dish at breakfast. Yup, that's a real marriage of like minds.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... I always thought it was "three guesses and the first two don't count" - have I been lied to my entire life?

Mark Breitinger's avatar

Call Ivanka Trump what you will, but she's no pooch.

SeekingIndictmentBarbie's avatar

Maybe that's what you said with your mouth, but it's not what showed up in the text.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Tell us again how much time you gave him before declaring him the worst president ever :) That part was funny

Dee Andee's avatar

Nah, it's just time for us to bat mousies around. :)

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

He has trouble with understanding what words mean. Cut Bingo some slack

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

There is that your againGonna edit this one too? Please do! Then claim you said "you're" all along!

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Now THAT is word salad. See, there are a bunch of words, together, but the sentence does not actually say anything and leaps from subject to subject while using the same verb?You are getting it!

Dee Andee's avatar

Aw, he's being removed. Well, that was mildly amusing. Hope you all are doing well these days! Well, as much as can be expected.

Dee Andee's avatar

I'm not. He can do his own rooting.

SeekingIndictmentBarbie's avatar

Gosh, I had such hopes for Brad.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Is it funny or mean or what I do not know

Dee Andee's avatar

Seriously though--someone brought this up. What if the real reason at least one of his spawn is always in the room whenever he's meeting with someone is to make sure he doesn't completely screw the pooch?

ETA: http://www.dailykos.com/sto...

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If Ioffe went to The Daily Show, she could freely tweet "Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter."