gross Hey you know all those times we tease Donald Trump, by quoting the nasty gross bad touch things he's said about how hot his daughter Ivanka is? Know how we have connected the dots and ascertained, by virtue of our deep wisdom, that it looks like Ivanka Trump, who is moving to Washington with her husband He Went To Jared, is actually going to be our first lady, as opposed to
... I remember when Dumbald referred to her at one of his early rallies by asking the crowd of fans "won't she make a beautiful first lady?" - because of course her looks are the most important thing, and won't you please validate his trophy wife? I also remember when he told an interviewer that "Melania will be giving two or three speeches" - while the poor dear, who was sitting beside her husband at the time, seemed to be blindsided by the news. Although, to be fair, she strikes me as one to be blindsided if presented with more than one choice of an egg dish at breakfast. Yup, that's a real marriage of like minds.
Now THAT is word salad. See, there are a bunch of words, together, but the sentence does not actually say anything and leaps from subject to subject while using the same verb?You are getting it!
Seriously though--someone brought this up. What if the real reason at least one of his spawn is always in the room whenever he's meeting with someone is to make sure he doesn't completely screw the pooch?
... I remember when Dumbald referred to her at one of his early rallies by asking the crowd of fans "won't she make a beautiful first lady?" - because of course her looks are the most important thing, and won't you please validate his trophy wife? I also remember when he told an interviewer that "Melania will be giving two or three speeches" - while the poor dear, who was sitting beside her husband at the time, seemed to be blindsided by the news. Although, to be fair, she strikes me as one to be blindsided if presented with more than one choice of an egg dish at breakfast. Yup, that's a real marriage of like minds.
... I always thought it was "three guesses and the first two don't count" - have I been lied to my entire life?
Call Ivanka Trump what you will, but she's no pooch.
Maybe that's what you said with your mouth, but it's not what showed up in the text.
Tell us again how much time you gave him before declaring him the worst president ever :) That part was funny
Nah, it's just time for us to bat mousies around. :)
He has trouble with understanding what words mean. Cut Bingo some slack
There is that your againGonna edit this one too? Please do! Then claim you said "you're" all along!
Now THAT is word salad. See, there are a bunch of words, together, but the sentence does not actually say anything and leaps from subject to subject while using the same verb?You are getting it!
Aw, he's being removed. Well, that was mildly amusing. Hope you all are doing well these days! Well, as much as can be expected.
So good!
I'm not. He can do his own rooting.
Gosh, I had such hopes for Brad.
Is it funny or mean or what I do not know
Seriously though--someone brought this up. What if the real reason at least one of his spawn is always in the room whenever he's meeting with someone is to make sure he doesn't completely screw the pooch?
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If Ioffe went to The Daily Show, she could freely tweet "Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter."