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After we've eaten all the rich people.

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In two weeks, after the Tulsa Terror, he may fall through. Texas people may go up for that, and come back to get sick.

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Wasn't there a question of male prostitutes also?

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Oh honey, I have the trifecta of Cruz, Cornyn, and Lance Gooden.

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Call Kushner and tell him you are writing a check for $50,000 to the re-elect Trump campaign, but you need a $100,000 loan first. Or maybe a $500,000 loan, so you look more important.

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I have Burr, Thom Tillis, and George Holding. You have probably never heard of Holding. He seldom does anything except show up to vote for whatever the GOP leaders tell him to vote for. Tillis is not much better. The only time he stood up was when he temporarily said he did not approve of the emergency declaration Trump used to steal money for his wall, but that only lasted a couple of days. And Richard Burr is just a slicker Devin Nunes, who has his own problems now.

Tillis is up for re-election this year and is in trouble, and since the NC Supreme Court ruled partisan gerrymandering is unconstitutional and districts were redrawn for 2020 elections, Holding lost his safe district and is not running this year.

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I wonder if anyone maintains an inventory of historical artifacts, paintings, what have you that are in the WH? Because if not, some random non-corrupt WH worker may want to make one, or else they'll take anything that's not nailed down when we finally excise them from the People's House.

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120,000 dead.

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But the Senate could still NOT convict.

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And then forget to write the check.

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Snarfyguy.

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It's even easier to fix.

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Well yeah - I mean, he *is* a republican.

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You have hope...I have none. We are so gerrymandered in Texas it is insane...and I know Cornyn will win because , holy fuck balls, even Beto couldn’t win against Cruz, the most hated man in the Senate that year (and probably every year) and no one know who MJ even is...she hasn’t been able to garner any kind of presence here. It was like the governor’s race two years ago...Lupe was an awesome person but zero traction. Beto went to every single county in Texas and still lost. He did pull up some Dems to win because we had better turnout than usual (Colin Allred, for one...who won against my former asshole, Pete Sessions). I can’t wait to retire and get out here...if Covid doesn’t get me or my job disappears just as I’m trying to retire.

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pretty sure there is an inventory list but I see your point.

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But the agency definitely planned to disclose who got the loans, just as soon as the economy was saved and the SBA could catch its breath ...

The way Trump plans to make his tax returns public, just as soon as the IRS finishes his audit.

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