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We can rule out one place definitely.

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I don't think I am revealing too much when I say that I am a retired sex worker. Yeah I did it for money. Like a machine I did it.

I also don't think it is revealing too much when I say I did some sub-contracting in Scott Brown's Senate Office while he was working there.

But I do not think I will reveal any more detail than that. So no matter how much you beg I am not going to mention any positions, names, drugs or devices used in Scott Brown's office while I was on the clock.

Don't even ask because I am not going to tell you.

I'm putting a lock on my lips now and hiding the key! You'll never find the key because I am going to hide it.

LOL! That "key" is a play on the word "kilo". But I am not going to tell you any more about the fun time I was paid to spend with Scott and his wife and buddies.

Why don't you forget I mentioned anything. I was fooling. Just a joke. Having some fun.

OK?

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OK, so that was sort of...um...disturbing.

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Never got cruises myself either. Trapped in a container for days only to be let out on some tropical paradise for a half day before being rounded up and put back on said container for more days.... why would anyone ever do that? For fun?

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Please, not the clap?

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I hear the Russell building has a cooler grotto, too.

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The only time I've ever encountered in nature the shade of yellow that is the Donald's coiffure, I was peeing alongside an arroyo in the Arizona desert at dawn when the first rays of sunrise shone through the stream.

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BECAUSE CARS!

Here in my car, I feel safest of all. . .

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What a delightful and charming description. And Ewwwww.

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Yes, it would be.

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One of those things you never forget...on a warm summer night in a rowboat on a lake in Michigan.

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FRONT seat of a Ford Pinto.

"Oh you mean the fiery explosion wasn't coming from my genitals? Phew."

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Dear, if you offered a sufficient amount of pampering, people would book a stay at Gitmo.

(Great, now all the talk of "pampering" has gotten David Vitter interested.)

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We were on the beach at a wonderful hotel on Harbor Island, Bahamas, when a giant cruise ship approached, which launched a Zodiac that landed near the hotel.

"Hi, can we rent 200 beach chairs?"

"No, this is a private hotel and we hate cruise ships. Get fucked and get lost"

Zodiac disappeared, as did the cruise ship.

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Wow he seems awfully reserved and nervous about sex for a guy that was willing to display his "treasure trail" to the women of America.

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