279 Comments
User's avatar
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Just think of how many people are murdered in airports every single day! Those places are just totally crime-ridden war-zones!! I mean, we all know how easy it is to get into the waiting areas, and simply waltz in with any manner of weaponry!!11

MY ARGUMENT IS GOOD AND I AM NOT A FUCKING HACK CRANK

Expand full comment
Law Man's avatar

Tell it to Dok and Rebecca while you explain using multiple accounts to post obscene materials to minors on Wonkette.

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The only optics Tom Price needs to worry about is his sunglasses falling off his head when he reclines his seat all the way back while on the private jet.

Expand full comment
Carpeperdiem's avatar

We should be thanking him for keeping us safe in airports by not being there. Maybe he can start keeping us safe in government, too.

Expand full comment
CafeenMan's avatar

Then it's OK that they kill real American patriots who wave patriotic confederate flags and swastikas.

Expand full comment
CATMAN's avatar

So, Donny's Gang of Grifters has accelerated their attack on the public fisc, led by the man who spends millions of taxpayer dollars being ferried to his weekend golf outings

Expand full comment
CafeenMan's avatar

Quantity will always be more important than quality.

Expand full comment
Carpeperdiem's avatar

Make a box of mac-n-cheese. Cut up a hotdog. Stir together. Serve warm.

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Obscene material?"

What?! You don't find Tom Price's penis beautiful??

(Even if it is just an imaginary one being throat-warbled by KellyAnne?)

Expand full comment
BadKitty904's avatar

It's ALWAYS "projection" with Republicans...

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Expand full comment
BadKitty904's avatar

"Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets?"

Proof that pigs can fly.

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Tic tacs may be for kissin' But urinal mints are for pissin'!

--Steele Dossier

Expand full comment
Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Not sure if I can follow such complex directions. I may have to check YouTube for a video. Thanks!

Expand full comment
CafeenMan's avatar

:)

Expand full comment
Carpeperdiem's avatar

The third step is where most people go wrong.

Expand full comment
Doloras Funkette's avatar

"at least when a gilded sedan chair carried by Nubian eunuchs isn’t available:"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Expand full comment