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Just think of how many people are murdered in airports every single day! Those places are just totally crime-ridden war-zones!! I mean, we all know how easy it is to get into the waiting areas, and simply waltz in with any manner of weaponry!!11

MY ARGUMENT IS GOOD AND I AM NOT A FUCKING HACK CRANK

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Tell it to Dok and Rebecca while you explain using multiple accounts to post obscene materials to minors on Wonkette.

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The only optics Tom Price needs to worry about is his sunglasses falling off his head when he reclines his seat all the way back while on the private jet.

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We should be thanking him for keeping us safe in airports by not being there. Maybe he can start keeping us safe in government, too.

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Then it's OK that they kill real American patriots who wave patriotic confederate flags and swastikas.

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So, Donny's Gang of Grifters has accelerated their attack on the public fisc, led by the man who spends millions of taxpayer dollars being ferried to his weekend golf outings

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Quantity will always be more important than quality.

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Make a box of mac-n-cheese. Cut up a hotdog. Stir together. Serve warm.

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"Obscene material?"

What?! You don't find Tom Price's penis beautiful??

(Even if it is just an imaginary one being throat-warbled by KellyAnne?)

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It's ALWAYS "projection" with Republicans...

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets?"

Proof that pigs can fly.

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Tic tacs may be for kissin' But urinal mints are for pissin'!

--Steele Dossier

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Not sure if I can follow such complex directions. I may have to check YouTube for a video. Thanks!

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:)

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The third step is where most people go wrong.

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"at least when a gilded sedan chair carried by Nubian eunuchs isn’t available:"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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