In the dark, swirling mists of the past (the 1980s), there lived a race of people (Americans) who were so fucking stupid they spent hundreds of dollars each on gross butt-faced dolls called "Cabbage Patch Kids." Then people woke up one day and said "This is fucking stupid, we are not spending hundreds of dollars on these 'unique' 'collectible' dolls anymore, because we are not idiots" and went on to invest in Beanie Babies instead, as is much more smarter.
Flag pins were around before, but you're dead right about the resurgence of that god-awful God Bless America (the song that Woody wrote This Land is your Land as a reply to).
Cabbage Patch <em>cereal</em>? Yeah, that&#039;s deeply scary.
Yes indeed, the hair never swirled, on account of the hairspray. Handy if you couldn&#039;t find a bottle opener, though.
I got that beat. Here&#039;s a site that will turn 2 photos into a lifelike small figurine (voodoo doll, nightmare tool): <a href="http://www.sculpteo.com/en/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.sculpteo.com/en/avatar-introduction/">http://www.sculpteo.com/en/...
Would that perchance be the kidnapping and interrogation story?
As long as they&#039;re covered by Medicare and Medicaid, no problem! Hardons are an essential element of public health!
this makes me nostalgic for geocities, pets.com and bernie ebbers.
good time the 90s, good times.
When did you stop?
Flag pins were around before, but you&#039;re dead right about the resurgence of that god-awful God Bless America (the song that Woody wrote This Land is your Land as a reply to).
You don&#039;t have any allocation for Pokemon cards?
Yeah, but... oh wait, POLICY positions! Never mind.
except that the Cabbage Patch kids tend to assume one position only.
Is it racist to say that all Cabbage Patch dolls look alike to me? Discuss.
Foam libel!
Judging from my spam folder, it&#039;s more often ED and BPH than Porsche.
Good grief. Our FLOTUS does not have cankles!
I should&#039;ve known coming this late to the party someone would&#039;ve pointed out the cankles before me.