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BeachLoafer's avatar

I kinda imagine that look being followed up with "Oh, really?"

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ah, the second one is to die for.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Beats what I had in mind for scalia's.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

"proclivity toward confabulation"

Me, too! (No hair on my palms, either 😂😂😂)

The Librarian's avatar

You just know it has to be true if it was worth 16 exclamation points to claim otherwise.

JCfromNC's avatar

"It's widely known that my opponent regularly masticates at the dining table! In front of children! And that his wife has seen on stage performing as a thespian!"

Eliot's avatar

Who are these fucking lawyers? Did he look them up in the phone book?

Mike Nuckols's avatar

Please! You're talking about the President of the USA.

Got the phone #s off a bus bench and a billboard.

Mike Nuckols's avatar

Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

I used to be a philatelist.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Philatery will get you nowhere 😇😇😇