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TJ Barke's avatar

There is now.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks.

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BeachLoafer's avatar

I kinda imagine that look being followed up with "Oh, really?"

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ah, the second one is to die for.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Beats what I had in mind for scalia's.

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

"proclivity toward confabulation"

Me, too! (No hair on my palms, either 😂😂😂)

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Depends 😱😱😱

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The Librarian's avatar

You just know it has to be true if it was worth 16 exclamation points to claim otherwise.

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JCfromNC's avatar

"It's widely known that my opponent regularly masticates at the dining table! In front of children! And that his wife has seen on stage performing as a thespian!"

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Eliot's avatar

Who are these fucking lawyers? Did he look them up in the phone book?

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

Dun DUN !

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Mike Nuckols's avatar

Please! You're talking about the President of the USA.

Got the phone #s off a bus bench and a billboard.

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Mike Nuckols's avatar

Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

I used to be a philatelist.

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Philatery will get you nowhere 😇😇😇

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