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Well FFS, is there anything you can't do?

Good luck! Have a blast!

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Exercise wisely, don't overdo it. Start with a washcloth and work your way up.

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unless you have one don't wear the backwards hat for people with a third eye.

or

it's a ball cap and he's wearing it wrong.

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everything after the carbo loading is insanity,

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the worst part is the car that comes by a few minutes after they start.

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no fair Rebecca! . . . you're asking us to choose but not telling us what for.

President or Dr. Lecter's next main course (with some nice fava beans)?

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An Idiot, Or Someone Who Is Not?

YELLLL-LOW!http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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They have to unplug the Lunk detector it keeps going off so much

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That would be the Snail car. And then it's "Look at that S car go!"

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No. No they are not.

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Ugh. And he wears his hat like a douche. He's like Guy Fieri..

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yes, i think that is his sexual techniques, but what is your opinion on his workout?

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Target has grippy free weights, you can buy for like six or seven dollars. You can clutch like two lighter ones and work the grip strength while doing the curls and other things. Crazy huh?

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I guess photography studios are just about my favorite place to get in some weight work.

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The best part is OHJB is phone sexing Ryan's wife.

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you know, for a fuzzy little whatever you are, you've got a real mean streak . . . keep up the good work.

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