Dunno if yall done heard it, Levi Johnston forgot to wrap his pecker 'gain and done made another baby! But which randomly paired nouns will he and his sweetheart, Sunny Oglesby -- of whom he has not yet made an honest woman -- pluck from a spittoon and apply directly to the forehead of their precious bundle, once it falls out? A) Spittoon Geranium. B) Rake Punching Bag. C) Marlboro Coffee. D) Brawndo Electrolyte. Just kidding it is none of those, those are just things in our direct line of sight while we type nonsense on our pleasant porch right now! But that seems also to be the Johnston-Oglesbys naming practices as well, probably picked up from Todd because of how he is part Injun. Yes yes yes, you already heard the winner, thanks to the
Probably too much like Sarah&#039;s mouth.
...one of my favorite all-time punch lines...
True story: I had a client who named her daughter Verily. I asked as to its origin, and she explained that it was a biblical name, that Jesus was always talking to her in the Bible--Verily, I say unto you.
It is. Who could make that up?
Oh, maybe Sunny and Levi will surprise us and pick a traditional name like Moon Unit or Dweezil.
Sunny begat Breeze, then Breeze begat Stormy, then Stormy begat Balmy, then Balmy begat Humidity and her other sister, Heat-Not-Humidity.