The annual White House Egg Roll is this weekend, and by all accounts, it is shaping up to be a hot mess. They took forever getting their order for commemorative eggs in and kept ignoring the guy who makes them, they haven't quite gotten around to sending out invitations, they don't have any performers that anyone knows about, other than maybe a military band, and the staff of the Visitor's Office, usually the ones in charge of the event, do not presently exist because Melania has not yet hired them.