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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Weasel Republicans trying to rip the flesh off our democracy.

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Tango Charlie's avatar

Johnson: "Letting my religious prejudices direct my legislative decisions is good. Because God is on my side and not on the side of those heathen Democrats."

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I tried to watch Vance. Nerp. 45 seconds, tops.

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GEM's avatar
Oct 15Edited

Same here. I can't be screaming "liar!" at my Kindle Fire at 5:30 am.

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Paytheline's avatar

I get that CNN can’t get Lindsey Graham on every weekend, but is Byron Donalds really the best alternative out of 523 other legislators? Are CNN’s viewers just salivating for a weekly MAGA idiot?

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Wendy Wonders's avatar

"Donalds, who has to leave Florida in order to be in Congress" I think you meant to say "he gets to leave Florida "

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beb's avatar

Do the Sunday talk shows ever have Democrats on? Too often it seems like the sunday shows are just Republican talking points.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I live in a humid region. My brother lived in southern California. I went to visit him and asked how he could keep his windows open without any screens, and not get eaten by mosquitoes. He said "What mosquitoes?"

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Allen Kamp's avatar

Stating he is a Bible believing Christian has problem in the the Torah does not prohibit abortion and the New Testament does not mention it.

As for the sanctity of life, wha tare his views on war nd capital punishment?

G.P.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Weasels here to ferret out the TruthSocial!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I wish the Wonkette had covered Liz Cheney on Kristen Welker's show. She was REALLY good.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Mike Johnson lives his life in such a way that he found it entirely appropriate to be porn accountability partners with his teenage son. Don’t be a Mike Johnson.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

totally fair to bail on the couch fucker

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You've seen him fuck one couch, you've seen him fuck them all.

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OG Blockhead's avatar

IT WAS A PULL OUT SOFA

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Vance pull out? He's Catholic.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i stand corrected (cos i don't wanna sit on THAT)

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Mavenmaven's avatar

A very weaselly rundown!

I hear that in Ryan George voice

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Tango Charlie's avatar

Which Weasel Republican Weaseled Worst?

All of them, Katie.

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Richard S's avatar

The thing about Dems objecting to a slate of electors is - and has always been - a bit of token ceremony. Republicans have raised their own token objections when Dems have been elected, too.

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SterWonk's avatar

If Donalds is "Swamp Weasel", shouldn't Johnson be "Bayou Weasel"?

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