I once had someone who was in a teacher-training program at university (and who was going to be a history teacher) say that to me - that the Constitution says "Your rights end where my arm begins." I just stared at her in disbelief, then laughed (okay, it was more like a shriek), and walked away. She was no Kirby Delauter, but she apprenticed at his feet.
Not enough upfists in the world.
Humperdink. Humperdink Humperdink <i>Hahmperdink</i>!
Does this involve magnets at all?
The prize is you get to be Speaker of the House when Newt Gingrich is done with it.
That&#039;s a thing of beauty. - Kirby Delauter
I once had someone who was in a teacher-training program at university (and who was going to be a history teacher) say that to me - that the Constitution says &quot;Your rights end where my arm begins.&quot; I just stared at her in disbelief, then laughed (okay, it was more like a shriek), and walked away. She was no Kirby Delauter, but she apprenticed at his feet.
<i>Who</i> seems nice?
ALL TOGETHER NOW:
KIRBY DEFRAUDER!! wait, once more, we can get this
KIRBY THE LOGGER!! no that&#039;s right out, take it from the top
CURLY THE LONGER!! God dammit, Wonket
Malkovich? Malkovich malkovich malkovich.
Well, Barbra, it&#039;s possible that the Delauter Effect will take over.
<i>Use my name again unauthorized and you&rsquo;ll be paying for an Attorney.</i>
Don&rsquo;t fuck with Kirby Delauter. He&rsquo;ll sue your ass. Snap! Like that.
I heard that Kirby Delauter never stopped beating his wife.
It&#039;s amazing how reverse psychology works. If &quot;Kirby Delauter&quot; were a wine, I&#039;d buy a case on the spot.
&quot;Do you know who I am?&quot; - Kirby Delauter
Uh, no. But now that I do, we&#039;re going to have some jolly good fun.
The artist formerly known as Kirby Delauter