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WA Bishop's avatar

Not enough upfists in the world.

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marxalot's avatar

Humperdink. Humperdink Humperdink <i>Hahmperdink</i>!

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bobbert's avatar

Does this involve magnets at all?

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Jared James's avatar

The prize is you get to be Speaker of the House when Newt Gingrich is done with it.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

That's a thing of beauty. - Kirby Delauter

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I once had someone who was in a teacher-training program at university (and who was going to be a history teacher) say that to me - that the Constitution says "Your rights end where my arm begins." I just stared at her in disbelief, then laughed (okay, it was more like a shriek), and walked away. She was no Kirby Delauter, but she apprenticed at his feet.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Who</i> seems nice?

ALL TOGETHER NOW:

KIRBY DEFRAUDER!! wait, once more, we can get this

KIRBY THE LOGGER!! no that's right out, take it from the top

CURLY THE LONGER!! God dammit, Wonket

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WA Bishop's avatar

Malkovich? Malkovich malkovich malkovich.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, Barbra, it's possible that the Delauter Effect will take over.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Use my name again unauthorized and you’ll be paying for an Attorney.</i>

Don’t fuck with Kirby Delauter. He’ll sue your ass. Snap! Like that.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I heard that Kirby Delauter never stopped beating his wife.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

It's amazing how reverse psychology works. If "Kirby Delauter" were a wine, I'd buy a case on the spot.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Do you know who I am?" - Kirby Delauter

Uh, no. But now that I do, we're going to have some jolly good fun.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The artist formerly known as Kirby Delauter

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