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At the hospital w/ mom who had a seizure 3 hours ago, the first question?

Where is her insurance card? Answer: Uh, dunno, kind of rushed here!

Second: What is her insurance? Insurance, insurance, insurance?

Then just like, eh, she's back there, whatever, AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

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PS: Luckily, she has good insurance! She's lucky! But jesus actual christ, what is this country.

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I just had an anti vax Facebook mom tell me that 75 percent of new cases are from vaccinated people, so why should she get vaccinated? I very much had to restrain myself from saying "fine, go die of covid" I am at the end of my rope with these idiots.

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It is, but that hissy fit also provides his 2024 Presidential campaign some find "standing up for normal folks against the liberal elite" footage, right there.

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As a Floridian......yeah, I got nothing. These guys are both total [expletive banned by wonkette] and not worth a [expletive banned by wonkette] and if I had the opportunity I would boot them right in the [expletive banned by wonkette].

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"There's people that were hermits for a year and a half that wore six masks and did that and still contracted it."

These folks really do not understand the meaning of "statistics" or "epidemiology", I don't understand how they can be allowed to run a state.

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Yeah, I got some explictives

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Of Fred Trump....

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Ron, I’ve been judging your ilk since March of last year. What makes you think that I’ll stop now?

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well, i mean, i certainly feel pretty owned

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For the record, Ron DeSantis does not need to grow a dick. He is already a six-foot tall talking penis.

What he needs to do is grow some balls. Or a brain, preferably. Or wear a hat. A penis in a hat is at least funny.

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Rick (Medicare FWA) Scott

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Although it is possible to be hit by a car while sitting in your living room, you’re much more likely to get hit by a car if you run out onto the freeway.

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