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Tiny kaiju's avatar

You might get pulled out of your car and have your head slammed into the hood. I certainly hope not but it's the official response to white agitators.

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pumpkinspiceheroincat's avatar

Remember, I'm not only the LoveTaco President, but I'm also a client.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

poor widdle baby!

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Poking In Your Open Sores's avatar

Two suspects were just apprehended. One white male, one Hispanic male.

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Thanks But No Tanks's avatar

Guys, you didn't know that the BLM crowd was chasing these scared white people, and that they were just defending themselves? You should see the bullshit narrative the conservatives are throwing around to defend their racist murdering.

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

Two down, one to go.

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Kevin Morin's avatar

Mace...for when you're all out of Bactine.

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FauxAntocles's avatar

An oldie but a goodie

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Or more properly deniable assets for the cops to use. Some wanna-be Dirty Harrys who could pass the exams.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

having misread another post on this thread, I think he was saying that it can seem like only a minority of white folks still have any fucking sense at all

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

and as I have already said it was badly formatted and that was not really clear at first read (for me anyway) and that I was surprised she would post what I thought she said. add to that before that guy had posted his little nugget of BS I had already said sorry for my reaction. all you other folks chiming in are not helpful with all your shit stirring and blanket accusations.

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unionthuggery's avatar

Clarification, I grew up in the south in the late 80's. Segregation was no longer a thing in my community. It was when my parents were growing up.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Woot woot!! I win!!!

Hey...does that come with lady-human-shields or do I have to recruit my own?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Of course, the classic Klan of the 1910s-1960s were mainly a midwestern thing. They were biggest in Indiana.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

These III percenter dipshits will JOIN Daesh once they realise that Daesh have similar views on women.

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clubseal's avatar

And you get a clubseal buck, and you get a clubseal buck, everyone gets a clubseal buck!

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