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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

As a trained counterintelligence agent, I always share my plans to overthrow the leaders in written format stored on phone company servers

It’s like Spy School 101 Stuff

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Vlad is glad to help with GRU replacements until they’re back to full staff

MynameisBlarney's avatar

That's just prudent planning.

Vel Venturi's avatar

A criminal who grifts for his wife's campaign, too.

Vel Venturi's avatar

Outer Senshi libelz!11!

FelineMama's avatar

The White House Daily Barfing. Indeed!!!!!!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, if I were to say that Donald Trump is the laziest president of my lifetime, I don't have to worry about getting in trouble, because we've thrown all that PC crap down the shitter?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You should have it already. It comes with your first Soros check.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Won't somebody think of the delicate spring pans????

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Closer to Francis Bacon, don't you think?

Boojum's avatar

I think Donald believes that if the government shuts down, he doesn’t have to go to work.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

“West Virginia is the place for me, folks are closer there genetically”

Greaseman

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Cough, cough, SOTH John of Orange

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Don’t make me get off this barstool and give ya what fer!

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

A six of Guinness and a potato makes. Dublin 7-course mea