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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

As a trained counterintelligence agent, I always share my plans to overthrow the leaders in written format stored on phone company servers

It’s like Spy School 101 Stuff

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Vlad is glad to help with GRU replacements until they’re back to full staff

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

That's just prudent planning.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Black Irish libel

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Vel Venturi's avatar

A criminal who grifts for his wife's campaign, too.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Outer Senshi libelz!11!

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FelineMama's avatar

The White House Daily Barfing. Indeed!!!!!!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, if I were to say that Donald Trump is the laziest president of my lifetime, I don't have to worry about getting in trouble, because we've thrown all that PC crap down the shitter?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You should have it already. It comes with your first Soros check.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Won't somebody think of the delicate spring pans????

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Closer to Francis Bacon, don't you think?

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Boojum's avatar

I think Donald believes that if the government shuts down, he doesn’t have to go to work.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

“West Virginia is the place for me, folks are closer there genetically”

Greaseman

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Cough, cough, SOTH John of Orange

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Don’t make me get off this barstool and give ya what fer!

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A six of Guinness and a potato makes. Dublin 7-course mea

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