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Are they trying to say that Toobin wanking on a Zoom work chat qualifies as "other duties as assigned?" Or just that he "shows initiative"?

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Ooh, that oughta help him with the NY Attorney General's office.

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"Fake News about Fake Policy". So fucking much fakery. Are we winning yet?

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A lot of my fam are Marylanders. They sometimes pride themselves, and sometimes bewail, the fact that Maryland declared itself "The Free State of Maryland" during the Civil War -- and then got reviled, ransacked & looted by both sides, particularly in rural parts, for being chickenshits.. Like all the border states, it was hugely split in loyalties at the common-folk level."We're Southern folks in Baltimo'r/But to secede takes guts, y'know/We'll stay here safe and brag an' blow/Maryland, my Maryland"We used to jump rope to that, until my gran put an emphatic stop to it. :D

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There is no level to which this thin-skinned sociopath won't sink, is there? Absolutely none. My Auntie Myra would say "He's got no couth, hon." And she'd be right. *depressed*

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So if a tweet is not policy - then it follows the (IM)POTUS Twitter is not 'official'. Meaning hell yah they can slap him with warning labels or block things outright. Ipso facto tontus talontus vade clariter jubeo.

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Ha ha damn. Had I scrolled but *one comment farther*.. GMTA.

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Hmm, maybe you mean many people would be interested in releasing information that exonerated their opponents? Dang, this is hard!

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Wait, isn't the Justice Department arguing in a different case that Trump's libeling a woman in regards to her suit accusing him of rape can't be pursued because he said it as President? So does this ruling mean that case can go forward because the White House doesn't consider what he says to be official?

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Nope but there is a lot of wining going on. Vodkaing too

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He can squeeze it in between making DC a state and expanding the Supreme Court. Need to get those out of the way so everything else isn't fucked by the Roberts Court of Couriers.

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I drive the ‘08 4.6 as well. Vista blue, baby.

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My bro still lives in Laurel (Anne Arundel side). The rest of us made it out...

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lol True! I don't normally drink; but tonight there will be some pain meds consumed. We have to get up at the crack, and pack both cars, and drive down to Gold Canyon. Staying there till Sunday because reasons. I don't wanna;! *bitch whine moan*. I may hafta have some wine (to go with my whine) whilst we're there -- to alleviate the shredding of nerves alternated with bored -outa-my-tiny-mind. (O/T Why is it so fucking exhausting; trying to keep other folx from panicking & getting them to calm the fuck down?? Asking for a friend..)

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He actually said "We're going to whine so much you'll get sick of whining"

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Oh, she’s purty. Ours is also a Shelby. Polished the numbered dash plate this morning, in fact.

Can’t post a stupid picture, thanks to Disqus.

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