White House Correspondents' Dinner: Porn Awards for Ugly People

Since you asked: Yes, we have wrangled our own invite to the correspondents' dinner. It's amazing how far a little ass-fucking goes in this town. Writing about it, we mean. Speaking of: We're soooo tired of people -- peoplewho are going-- saying that the WHCD is "not a big deal" or "a real snooze" or that if you're not going, "you're not missing anything." We were just talking to our pornblogger pal about this and he reminded us: "Everyone said the porn awards would be boring, too. . . And they were not !"

We feel the same way about the dinner and its accompanying shindigs. Yes, the attendees will be flabby senior correspondents and a few imported hotties instead of Jenna Jameson and Mary Carey, but it's a glorious industry circle jerk just the same.

Just drink a little more at this one. And keep your eyes closed.

Keep your eyes closed tight.