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I believe he said to walk it off.

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Do they want their Nickelback? Does anyone?

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“President.”

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That's a great analogy, emphasis on anal.

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Highly unlikely indeed, though my broken metatarsal bone did not feel that bad, that foot just couldn't carry a lot of weight. So I guess pain is not mandatory with breaks.

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You are right, insulin prices are insane. More people should be jailed.

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Last nite I heard from a credible source on The Daily on NPR that the virus mutates every 2 weeks. So far there hasn't been much substantive change, except it's easier to contract. I still think herd immunity is a pipe dream.

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I broke my wrist falling off my bike. I rode 10km home on it, and only went to get it checked 3 days later. It was my first broken bone, and actually hurt a lot less than I expected.

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My fucking god, this pandemic just finds ways to become more and more horrible.

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High-gloss salmon pink pretty much serves as a universal deal-breaker.

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So it's the "Die for my ego" plan after all.

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He's currently still trying to get the ACA overturned. Trump literally doesn't care if he causes millions of his constituents die, or to be left without medical care for their new possibly lifelong conditions afterward.

He doesn't know how to deal with something that he can't bully or sue into going away, so denial it is.

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In a normal, functioning democracy without a 24/7 propaganda apparatus, Trump would be on track to lose all 50 fucking states after this totally inept clusterfuck

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Rub some dirt on it.

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"Live with it" is the policy equivalent of "fuck your feelings."

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And the sharks. I bet they won't even get any press in August.

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