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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>... 800 rounds of ammunition ...</em>

OMG! If he'd been in Texas, he could just 'splain that away as a Happy Meal prize.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cops in Wythe County, Virginia found this loon with a sawed-off shotgun/sniper rifle, ammo, knves and hatchets ... and a map <u>with the White House circled on it</u> -- and <i>sent him on his way??</i>

Assuming that this is the fucked-up part of Virginia, I can't even say I'm surprised.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I got pulled over on I-81 in Virginia one time. The trooper searched my car and didn't find any guns. He lent me his spare and told me to mail it back to him when I reached my destination.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

No, no. All he had was a sawed-off. The Wythe County Sheriff lent him the rifle, for greater accuracy.

PubOption's avatar

Worse still, Omar. He has to be an ISIS supporter with a name like that.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Is it just me or has the Secret Service been a bit less than thoroughly vigilant and professional since Janauary 20, 2009? I mean, these folks are supposed to be second only to the Swiss Guards at the Vatican in terms of training and yet they act more like Keystone Cops.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Obviously, they need to mine the White House lawn. It might liven up the Easter Egg routine, too.

Capt.Jim's avatar

What the fuck do you have against potatoes,that shit aint even right I figure his IQ is somewhere around belly button lent but no ways near a potato

The Quirk's avatar

You could put someone's eye out!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Iowa's Steve King just jizzed all over himself with the ways he could spin this...