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<em>... 800 rounds of ammunition ...</em>

OMG! If he'd been in Texas, he could just 'splain that away as a Happy Meal prize.

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Cops in Wythe County, Virginia found this loon with a sawed-off shotgun/sniper rifle, ammo, knves and hatchets ... and a map <u>with the White House circled on it</u> -- and <i>sent him on his way??</i>

Assuming that this is the fucked-up part of Virginia, I can't even say I'm surprised.

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I got pulled over on I-81 in Virginia one time. The trooper searched my car and didn't find any guns. He lent me his spare and told me to mail it back to him when I reached my destination.

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No, no. All he had was a sawed-off. The Wythe County Sheriff lent him the rifle, for greater accuracy.

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Worse still, Omar. He has to be an ISIS supporter with a name like that.

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Is it just me or has the Secret Service been a bit less than thoroughly vigilant and professional since Janauary 20, 2009? I mean, these folks are supposed to be second only to the Swiss Guards at the Vatican in terms of training and yet they act more like Keystone Cops.

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This is <i>Virginia.</i>

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Obviously, they need to mine the White House lawn. It might liven up the Easter Egg routine, too.

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What the fuck do you have against potatoes,that shit aint even right I figure his IQ is somewhere around belly button lent but no ways near a potato

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You could put someone's eye out!

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Iowa's Steve King just jizzed all over himself with the ways he could spin this...

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