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Wookie Monster's avatar

My wife has lost two gigs to play in a pit orchestra already this summer.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

A short drop and a sudden stop.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Like a MAGA orgy ...

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Who coulda known those 50 year old ties could crumble?

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

FTP to be counted.

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mailman27's avatar

Dr. Renfield??!! No live mice in that dude's laboratory.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Incursion on Taxiway Whiskey Tango! Alert the tower!

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DDB9000's avatar

Actually it's trying to drown us in a bathtub, and claiming we willingly just all walked into the ocean...

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tiredsucker's avatar

That Birx woman is the worst. The rest of them are blatant liars, she is a sneaky liar. Those are the worst.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Or flies.

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DDB9000's avatar

Now THAT pisses me off greatly - yelling at the widow of one of the greatest songwriters in history - someone that people like Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen looked up to.Those people are true CRIMINALS!

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DDB9000's avatar

Yep, a friend of mine was killed just that way - she was riding her bike and an idiot turned left from the right-hand lane of a one-way street. There's still a little memorial garden at the corner where it happened over 30 years ago, which is a block-and-a-half from my house.

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fuflans's avatar

every time i see your handle i am reminded of my monster (little cat Z) and his adored wookie. he brings it to me twice a day, singing at the top of his lungs. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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fuflans's avatar

we're trying to figure out if we can still do outdoor park performance.

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DDB9000's avatar

Mine is the size of an ångström...

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DDB9000's avatar

Speaking of numbers, while revealing Trump's tax returns will likely show some shady dealing, he's probably more upset that they will show he has never been a billionaire,and and is not much of a millionaire either.

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