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Ray in VT's avatar

What's a moppet? Is it a moron puppet?

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aureolamanita's avatar

"He sometimes likes to go, yes."

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Hey! This is an erudite, well-read, snarkolicious mob πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

(Former comp/sci grad. Programmed on IBM-360 with punch cards, in COBOL. Got really good at adding/subtracting Hex.)

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EdR's avatar

There were a number of articles about Ezra Cohen-Watnick and his schemes published in the liberal media-sphere the last couple of days.

Most of the information was available because former co-workers and colleagues of Ezra Cohen-Watnick gave it to the press. My experience is that only a first class schmuck and major league asshole gets that sort of luv from co-workers.

Another sterling addition to the Loathsome Greedy Brain Trust.

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Doug Langley's avatar

It's just like that wonderful scene in Columbo:

"Do you have a suspect?""We do, but we don't have a motive for you."

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

WICKED πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Doug Langley's avatar

See? He IS the job creator!

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Doug Langley's avatar

Here! Have another!

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Weird Fishes's avatar

Fancy - two handles!

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Doug Langley's avatar

Could you say that a little louder in my lapel?

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Doug Langley's avatar

But what if it turns out Ezra's the leaker? Just sayin'.

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anomie's avatar

Amateur hour.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

But how else will the proles know you're important enough to be making those decisions?

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

All come to Make America Great Again

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Kudos on the Simon and Garfunkel "America" reference. A truly beautiful song.

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