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When you live in a very hot place (Texas can be a very hot place), white is your go-to color. It may not help much, but a degree here, a degree there, it adds up, a little.

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You misspelled "poophole."

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You have all the fun!

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Thinking of all the hoverboards that are going to get returned on 12/26 because they can't take off with a 300-lb human standing on them

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but he's not stupid.

I don't know about this. He's cunning, but let's remember this is the same guy who literally thought COVID-19 could be confined to the blue states.

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I'd have to look back, but my memory is more that he wanted the bad statistics to land on the blue states, in part by giving them an inadequate federal response. But I could be wrong about that.

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I am a snarky snob who saved all her Ivy acceptance letters ... but I maintain that if he'd really had the intellectual chops to get into Harvard his father wouldn't have had to write the University a check for seven figures.

Even Harvard tuition isn't THAT expensive.

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Not just me then.

Still waiting for the authorities to LockHerUp all those fool Karens screaming and throwing tantrums and abusing employees in the grocery and clothing stores.

https://twitter.com/michael...

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Only if enforced.

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Is that the Green Goblin?!

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Yeah, and have half the people you pass on the road give you the finger. I’m driving an eight year old Honda. Passing as a narc? Nah, I’m happy to be ignored. It can be useful.

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Wow. First time I've seen Jen cut off multiple questioners. I like it.

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which would be a very unfunny thing; those rotors are dangerous.

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Stealing it!

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Kitteh: No -- I mean a koi pool.

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I can't qwhite put my finger on it.

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