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Competence is boring.

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Mother Earth is not amused.

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It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

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This twit would have been laughed at by FDR.

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That hatchet faced infant always asks the gotchyas.

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GOD HATES MAGAs!

I'm gonna get the posters printed up!

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"Pearl Harbor was bad, but how long is this retaliation going to last?"

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Pathetic whelp.

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For years, I wondered about the redundancy in legalese. For example, 'cease and desist,' 'last will and testament', ad nauseum.

Finally, I got the answer from retired Ohio Appellate Judge Mark Painter in that great book Legal Writing 201. The redundancy is in key words as law and languages moved northward from Rome. First French, hen English. Sadly, this redundancy continues. I feel for you having to trudge through this shit in law skool.

By the way, I had to read and administer contracts, but I found this book really helpful to improve one's writing. For me, it was technical writing.

http://mja.gov.in/Site/Uplo...

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The Ukrainians have stated that they will never surrender, twit.

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he's already predicting 5+ years despite the evidence of his eyes

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From beneath which rock did that creature crawl?

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Correction: jawing with Jen doesn't just "make you look like an asshole," it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you ARE an asshole.

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"Maybe you're not really cut out for this 'journalism.' Have you considered changing fields? Plumbing is steady work."

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We took steps last month, but you idiots were too busy harping on Hunter Biden's fantasy laptop to notice.

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That's a good one—y'all made me look up that gem.

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