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Steve Mengersen's avatar

Useless fucks is right!

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Not On My Watch.'s avatar

With all due respect, what the fuck r you talking about? Maybe ur trying to start something?

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Ward From Cali's avatar

This isn't about being "friends." It's about careerism. Star Reporters are nearly a thing of the past, but Star Stenographers are all over the place. Bush and Trump generated them by the dozens.

Just a point. If you're gonna beat Nazi collaborators, you gotta be clear on what makes them do what they do. Whether it's the owners, the editors or the worker bees, it's money that matters. Shaming them will not work.

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oscarphile's avatar

Jonathan Swan and the rest of those Nazi enablers will soon find out that NO ONE CAN EVER TONGUE HIS TAINT FERVENTLY ENOUGH and once they are judged useless they will be in the reeducation camps with the rest of us

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They never know their world history.

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Kirsty Gnome Poledance Himmler's avatar

Stockholm Syndrome.

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Paul Riddell's avatar

Sadly, the main motivation behind those who take the Columbia Journalism Review seriously: https://youtu.be/xI1UDiRHltI

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glenglish's avatar

The material that fills the magasphere is gaslight and MacFarts.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

The white house press corpse (not a typo)

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glenglish's avatar

"... a most pestilent congregation of vapours..." - W. Shakespeare

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Have they forgotten how TFG did not do fucking pressers and made them yell to and from the helicopter?

Maybe THAT is what they miss: not having to actually do any work and just dutifully copy and paste whatever they were told to say

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They are lazy fuckers, so...yes.

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glenglish's avatar

Surprised by what money and threats can accomplish? You thought That Fucking Guy's last four years was bad. Every. Fucking. Last. Fucking. Insurrectionist. Fucking. Was. Fucking. Pardoned. </Fuck>

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Regret's avatar

Show this training material to the White House Press Corps:

https://youtu.be/DZZyKCplfXo?si=6x7thtlyTf1qhFZd

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UnionThuggery's avatar

This is some real "notice me senpai" energy.

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glenglish's avatar

I don't mean to be the grammar police, but a comma may help.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

I guess they don’t teach “Fourth Estate” in Journalism 101 anymore.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They don't teach Journalism anymore, only stenography.

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glenglish's avatar

At this rate, they may not get past the Second Estate.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

By the lights of our SmartPhones we gathered in a sacred circle, closed our eyes and listened to the tales of Sir. Victory piled upon Victory. Accolades as thick as flies. Insights. Thought provocations like "Panama. Canada. What's with all the "a's"?" A nearly erotic dizziness takes us as wave follows wave of "Trump Empire™ A Smell, A Man®" enters our nostrils, our lungs, our bloodstreams, our very being. Thus are we rendered deliriously pliable!

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Nick Sr.'s avatar

I just wish someone could ask these White House reporters “Hey, do you want to go be best buds with Bill Cosby? Do you wanna hang out with Harvey Weinstein? Do you want to report on how Danny Masterson is a totally cool guy? No? Why not?“

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Void's avatar

I think these assholes are gonna be surprised by the lack of eyeballs. Crazy idiot does crazy was a 2017-2020 phenomenon when we had hope there might be consequences

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Tracy Christlieb's avatar

Pretty blonde girl. Shocker

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Alison Redford's avatar

The incoming team is going to rip the remaining stenographers's hearts out and eat them right there before the stenographerse die.

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