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javadavis's avatar

So now I'm weirdly Crip Dyke, and I don't even know what that means.

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javadavis's avatar

And voting machine interference. Must remember voting machine interference.

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javadavis's avatar

The quote is from Ford's description of the assault. I wondered about that, too. Pool party? Extra under-armor?

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Jamie Stewart's avatar

Actually, I deloped.

I purposely looked away from my adversary and let that plushy nutcracker fly on the winds of chance, incidentally knocking the top off a wine bottle more than fourty feet away and earning myself no small reputation in the taproom & barracks alike.

*stares at nothing with glassy expression*

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

You won, obviously, so it's all good, right?

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Jamie Stewart's avatar

Why yes, my second WAS Wee Jimmy Krankie. How did you know?

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Daniel's avatar

What?

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mailman27's avatar

I can't answer hypotheticals!

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Monty Market's avatar

"...to pull off her one-piece bathing suit and the clothing she wore over it."

Is it that back in the day a young lady might wear, to a high testosterone event, a one-piece bathing suit under her clothes as a kind of chastity belt?

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arrrghle's avatar

Amen

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Or to quote Wonkette, "Yay, tits!"

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arrrghle's avatar

DING DING DINGGOP has a worrisome gender gap in the polls already.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That is because they just found out they were on the list.

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arrrghle's avatar

LOL, lierally

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Querolous's avatar

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