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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Liebrul plants, finally getting their just deserts.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

They are delicious served with Canadian whisky.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Honestly, Bamz should have Michelle go for the world record for seedless watermelon just to fuck with the nutters.

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bobbert's avatar

If anything takes over the lawn, it will be zucchini. Tomatoes don't stand a chance.

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bobbert's avatar

At a guess, it's because she's an asshole.

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Pookums's avatar

Duh, that's a socialist garden. It's redistributing the soil nutrients in the form of food, eventually, it'll re-seed itself and take over the entire White House lawn.

Tomatoes: the other RED MENACE.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...can't they put up a sign that says "No park rangers on duty, proceed at your own risk'?!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...why aren't those squirrels on food stamps?!

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