Michelle Obama attended an Obama campaign fundraiser in New York last night and you can just guess what happened : Someone, a rich Hollywood/New York liberal, made a joke that threatens traditional values, of the sort they practice in the Heart Land.
<i>Unlike Newt, who is so poor he has to give <strike>history lessons</strike> blow jobs to truckers at rest stops for nickles. </i>
As in, &quot;I&#039;m going to give you a blow job you&#039;ll never forget!&quot;
We&#039;ve now entered the part of the campaign where candidates will complain about any little thing just in hopes something will stick. Or as Fox News calls it: Tuesday.
I think DeNiro&#039;s use of irony was just too elitist for <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/newtspiration.jpg" target="_blank">Newt</a> to get.
The only thing that will mollify Callista is if De Niro and/or Obama get her something from her Tiffany&#039;s wish list. She&#039;s given up on Newt ever since his credit line got cut off.
<i>Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.</i>
In the unlikely parallel universe where Newt Gingrich is elected president, I say America would not be ready for a white first lady and Gingrich would be president and Michelle Obama would continue as first lady, just to get in Newt&#039;s grill.
I&#039;m working up a recipe for &#039;Soylent Dumb&#039; that should fix the problem.
I just bought a brand-new Rival Air Popper, 1,400 Watts, works great! I&#039;m planning ahead.
<i>Unlike Newt, who is so poor he has to give <strike>history lessons</strike> blow jobs to truckers at rest stops for nickles. </i>
As in, &quot;I&#039;m going to give you a blow job you&#039;ll never forget!&quot;
Looks like the early bird line outside of the Kissing Cousins (it&#039;s an all you can eat that catered to the olds in Florida)
It&#039;s the attack of the imaginaries I think he has to fear.
Yeah, I second that. She was so cute, my fantasy librarian.
Today, we are all Robert DeNiro.
We&#039;ve now entered the part of the campaign where candidates will complain about any little thing just in hopes something will stick. Or as Fox News calls it: Tuesday.
I think DeNiro&#039;s use of irony was just too elitist for <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/newtspiration.jpg" target="_blank">Newt</a> to get.
And it&#039;s funny! I mean, it is if you have a sense of humor, history, and proportion.
The only thing that will mollify Callista is if De Niro and/or Obama get her something from her Tiffany&#039;s wish list. She&#039;s given up on Newt ever since his credit line got cut off.
I think she&#039;s more gray than white.
<i>Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.</i>
travis bickle
In the unlikely parallel universe where Newt Gingrich is elected president, I say America would not be ready for a white first lady and Gingrich would be president and Michelle Obama would continue as first lady, just to get in Newt&#039;s grill.
Callista--The Tiffany Stamps First Lady.
Too soon for a white first lady jokes? Inappropriate!
Watermelon, witch doctor, or Muslim attire jokes? Just HUMOR, for god&#039;s sake!