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"The War to Enforce Election Results" more like it.

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It has lots of mountains, where the coffee grows.

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And he`s not part of the tribe, although he tries to make it appear as if he is. At the same time, he posts mocking memes about Pocahontas Warren, with zero self awareness or irony.

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He started it off with a double lie too. He don`t think, and I`ll bet anything that he did not say any kind of prayer for the dead cop.

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Cycling? My mom’s cousin said a recumbent bike was good when his knees went and he couldn’t ride his ride bike anymore.

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Tell that to my creaky knees.

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whaddya suggest that wouldn't tear the knees up?

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I saw a bumper sticker that read something like "American by birth, Jamaican by the grace of God."

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I misunderstood it was Jolene who was the amateur psychiatrist who knows very little about mental illness except as a label or excuse

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I thought ponies didn't live that long.

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I love it! Maybe Wonkette would carry them.

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Home-grown hairdressers.

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I need to make a shirt that says, 'I'm not "white," I'm melanin-deficient.'

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This is fucking horrifying.

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Only the blahs. "Whites don't shoot whites", remember?

https://www.wsaw.com/conten...

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Obviously, you dipshit, it's to kill 60-somethings while they grocery shop. USA! USA! Why didn't this get more press? Then again, why am I asking...

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